It’s Teaser Tuesday time again. What are you reading?
• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from two random pages
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
Genre: Young Adult, Romance, Fantasy, Adventure
Teaser #1: “You’ve been gently warned once, sir. The next time, instead of a wet lap, I’ll be planting these mugs in your thick skull. Now, stop your asinine conduct, behave like an honorable member of the King’s Royal Guard, and remove your hand at once.”
Teaser #2: Because all I could think was that if they didn’t make goat cheese, I’d make it for them. Goat Cheese. It was all that mattered right now. I would even tolerate wolves to get it.
I don’t know what the goat cheese comment is about but I’m sure I’ll find out soon. It was so random though that I had to pick it as a teaser.
Have you read this book? What did you think?